Poulterheist - A Honey Heist Hack

It's NecronomiCon 2017. You are going to undertake the greatest heist the world has ever seen. Two things:

1 - You have a complex plan that requires precise timing.
2 - You are god-damned (literally) undead

A hack of Grant Howitt's Honey Heist. He did all the creative work, I just put a spooky coat of paint over it.